• Guess the Mystery Substance in Mitt Romney's Hair

    Thanks to his staunch opposition to same-sex marriage, Mitt Romney is no friend of the gays. So it was only a matter of time before LGBT activists dumped a fabulous bucket of sparkles all over his head. Yesterday, the GOP frontrunner was "glitter bombed" twice at a single campaign stop in Eagan, Minnesota.

    Shortly after his first glitter attack, Romney made an awkward joke about the incident. In other words, he acted like Mitt Romney

    Romney began his stump speech, but a few minutes later — after taking off his jacket, wiping glitter from his face and welcoming a kiss from his wife, Ann –Romney joked at his own expense.

    "Oh, I've got glitter in my hair," he said, laughing. "That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether I need to or not."

    Wait, so what else is in there?

    Here are our best guesses for what's hiding in Mitt Romney's shiny salt-and-pepper mane…

    Gel (firm hold)

    His soul


    $500,000 in cash

    An undiscovered Picasso

    One of the smaller Cayman Islands

    Ron Paul

    Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Marriage, Marriage Equality, Minnesota, Mitt Romney, Primaries, Republicans


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