• Republicans Have More Orgasms Than Democrats

    A new finding that Republican sex-havers achieve the ultimate satisfaction more often than Democratic ones is probably going to shock a lot of people. It certainly goes against the stereotypes of the freewheeling liberal hippie and the uptight repressed conservative. But, I don't know, I can kind of see it.

    I mean, I'm pretty sure half the Tea Party comes to completion every time Sarah Palin opens her mouth…

    [T]he survey, of singles 21 and older… is nationally representative, in conjunction with an evolutionary biologist, a sex therapist, and the Institute for Evolutionary Studies at Binghamton University. Anthropologist Helen Fisher, the survey's resident adviser, says it is the largest comprehensive study of singles ever…

    Republicans—and conservative Republicans, for that matter—reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex. More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats.

    The stereotype about liberal Democrats really is true. They can't accomplish anything.

    Photo by Emmanuel Dunand/AFP/Getty Images

    Tags: Conservatives, Democrats, Liberals, Polls, Republicans, Sex


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