• Erick Erickson Endorses "Sweet Meteor of Death" Over GOP Field

    Red State blogger and CNN pundit Erick Erickson decided to color outside the lines in choosing whom to endorse in the current Republican primary race. Nott too far outside the lines. Just a little

    Influential conservative blogger Erick Erickson said he would endorse the "sweet meteor of death" over any of the current GOP candidates, but would back the party's eventual nominee in the general election against President Obama.

    Mitt Romney, a fiery rock screeching into our atmosphere from outer space, Newt Gingrich. Whatever. Just so long as they repeal Obamacare.

    Erickson said he's hoping for a brokered convention, where some other candidate might emerge in a last-ditch effort to derail the Romney campaign.

    Oh, that's a thought! Do you think we could maybe convince Ebola to run? I think it'd have strong appeal with people who live in air-controlled penthouse homes. And probably in the South, now that I think of it.

    Hmmmm… Seems unlikely it'd want to have its name associated with some of the modern GOP's policies.

    Photo by Gage Skidmore/Wikimedia Commons


    Tags: Armageddon, CNN, Erick Erickson, Natural Disasters, Primaries, Red State, Republicans

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