• Donald Trump Doesn't Get This Whole Rick Santorum Thing

    Of all the things to dislike Donald Trump for — and, by the way, when is he ever going to release all that valuable information his private investigators dug up on President Obama's birth certificate in Hawaii? — I'd have to say the biggest one is that he is just now forcing me to come to the defense of Rick Santorum.

    Simple unforgivable

    "Rick Santorum was a sitting senator who in re-election lost by 19 points, to my knowledge the most in the history of this country for a sitting senator to lose by 19 points. It’s unheard of. Then he goes out and says oh 'okay' I just lost by the biggest margin in history and now I'm going to run for president. Tell me, how does that work?…

    "That's like me saying I just failed a test. Now I'm going to apply for admission to the Wharton School of Finance. Okay? He just failed a test… And now he's going to run for president. So, I don't get Rick Santorum. I don't get that whole thing."

    Actually, that's not a terrible point, now that I think about it. Though, I think the analogy with test could be better.

    How about instead of it being a guy failing a test and then applying to business school, we make it a CEO who declares bankruptcy four times and then goes on television and pretends to be the authority on how to make businesses work?

    That works better for me.

    Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images


    Tags: Donald Trump, Money, Pennsylvania, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Senate

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