* Mitt Romney knows not of what he speaks, from Jimmy Kimmel.
* Feeling old? The Onion says blame Obama.
* First, Ellen. Now, Jimmy Fallon. Michelle Obama may be a bit competitive.
* An important message from the U.S. Bureau of Chronology, via McSweeney's.
* President Obama could shoot Newt Gingrich to the moon with this marshmallow cannon gun.
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