• Obama's Contraceptive Compromise Still Allows for Contraceptives

    So, the White House just announced its proposed compromise on the wildly kind-of-a-little-bit unpopular contraception mandate.

    Unfortunately, though, it completely misses the point and, unfortunately, still allows for the distasteful possibility of all our good religious women being defiled by disgusting premarital sex

    "All women will still have access to free preventive care that includes contraceptive services," the official said. "The insurance company will be required to reach out directly and offer her contraceptive coverage free of charge," if the employer objects to providing that coverage in its benefit package.

    This is supposed to be a compromise?! When I heard he was folding, I'd assumed he was going to be announcing some sort of mandatory chastity belt-like device. This is more like a a settling of differences by means of mutual concessions.

    Unacceptable! The war on Barack Obama's war on religion continues!

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    Tags: Barack Obama, Health Care, Sex


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