• Poll Shows Majority of Conservatives Are Pro-Cancer

    Planned Parenthood Breast CancerConservatives are known for their staunch opposition to abortion, birth control, and now, healthy breasts.

    According to Public Policy Polling, the Susan G. Komen Foundation's funding debacle is not only galvanizing conservatives against Planned Parenthood, it's also making them actively root for breast cancer

    Do you have a favorable or unfavorable opinion of Planned Parenthood’s breast cancer screening services (among conservatives only):

    Favorable ……………………………………………….. 25%

    Unfavorable ……………………………………………. 51%

    Not sure ………………………………………………… 25%

    Since cancer tends to kill minorities and the poor at higher rates than average, conservatives' support for the disease is perfectly in keeping with most of their other policies.

    Perhaps all those Republican politicians are just jealous that Planned Parenthood workers can touch a woman's breasts without having to get her drunk.

    Photo by Patty Murray/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Abortion, Conservatives, Health, Health Care, Planned Parenthood, Polls, Women's Rights

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