• Impending Apocalypse Update: Dick Cheney Lobbying for Gay Marriage

    Former Vice President Dick Cheney rocked the liberal world today when news leaked that he is actually offering his support to an effort to bring marriage equality to Maryland, causing millions of civil rights activists to question their core beliefs that good things are in fact good.

    You know what they say: The greatest trick the Devil ever played was offering to help lobby for gay marriage

    [Kach] also became the target of a last-minute lobby effort, and said his voice mail was full of messages from important people, including Mehlman, Bloomberg and an offer to talk with former Vice President Dick Cheney, whom Kach regards as a "great man." All three are recognized for their support of gay rights issues.

    Okay, sure, one of Cheney's daughters is gay, so that might be affecting his opinion on this issue. But, on the other hand, he has an entire family full of human beings, and that hasn't done anything to increase his empathy for humanity. So, I don't know.

    (via AmericaBlog)

    Tags: Dick Cheney, LGBT, Marriage Equality


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