Our Endorsements: NSFW Funny or Die American History Lesson

* The story of Crispus Attucks, as told by Wayne Brady and an Ice Cube song. NSFW but amazing.

* President Obama urges parents to hide nation's former wealth from their children, from The Onion.

* Aspirin brand tries to capitalize on their new status as a form of birth control.

* Wonkette covers the Newt Gingrich bus breakdown in West Hollywood.

* Groucho jokes that were too controversial for the 1950s, from Splitsider.

* Jimmy Kimmel spoofs Rick Santorum's new ad.

* From McSweeny's, a piece on what it's like to be president of the United States.

Tags: Daily Links, Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel, Newt Gingrich, Republicans, Rick Santorum, The Onion, Wonkette