• Rick Santorum to Take Porn from Americans' Cold, Sticky Hands

    Rick SantorumBelieve it or not, Rick Santorum's strategy for the past few weeks has been to downplay his crusade against the gaying of America in favor of appealing to cross-over primary voters who have concerns about Mitt Romney's presumed plan to buyout the underperforming voters of Michigan and Arizona and replace them with more efficient Romney-compliant voters.

    But liberal media scolds like my colleague Jess Dweck keep messing with the program by accurately reporting on things Rick Santorum has said in the past. Now comes an even bolder conspiracy, as the media has somehow forced Santorum to fill the "Issues" section of his campaign website with the ravings of a zealous scold promising to ban hotel porn…

    America is suffering a pandemic of harm from pornography.  A wealth of research is now available demonstrating that pornography causes profound brain changes in both children and adults, resulting in widespread negative consequences…

    Current federal "obscenity" laws prohibit distribution of hardcore (obscene) pornography on the Internet, on cable/satellite TV, on hotel/motel TV, in retail shops and through the mail or by common carrier. Rick Santorum believes that federal obscenity laws should be vigorously enforced.  "If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so."

    The Obama Administration has turned a blind eye to those who wish to preserve our culture from the scourge of pornography and has refused to enforce obscenity laws. While the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families, that will change under a Santorum Administration.

    Whatever the odds, I'll take the over on Santorum having a Gay Porn Czar in the White House.

    Photo by Bill Pugliano/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Porn, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Sex

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