Did you know Mitt Romney is Liam Neeson? An ad produced by Restore Our Future – and recycled from the '08 primaries — proves it's only a matter of time before we'll Mitt Romney going out into the wilderness to fight wolves…
The story actually checks out. Mitt Romney, and his partners at Bain Capital, shut down operations to search for the missing girl and their efforts were not in vain. Therefore, he should definitely be president. The logic of the ad is impenetrable!
The only way this story could backfire is if it came out that Romney brought the girl home to her parents by strapping her to the roof of his car.
I took the liberty of creating a poster for the inevitable adaptation of this harrowing tale…
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