Romney wins Michigan. Sends denims back to the re-creaser.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) February 29, 2012
Turns out that in previous elections Kid Rock endorsed Sonic the Hedgehog and a boot with a plant growing out of it.
— matt (@biorhythmist) February 28, 2012
NPR coverage of the Romney-Santorum showdown is like listening to the asthmatic kid narrating a fight between his bullies.
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) February 29, 2012
Kid Rock looks like the kind of guy who'd meth himself to death after Romney dismantled the factory where he used to work.
— Anthony DeVito (@AnthonyDeVito) February 28, 2012
The New York Times saying Romney has a history of "ideological migration" is like me saying I have a history of "alcohol befriendment."
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) February 29, 2012
I usually don't make political jokes, but: Mitt Romney.
— Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) February 29, 2012
Kid Rock endorses Mitt Romney. Meanwhile, Uncle Kracker endorses hot checks.
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) February 29, 2012
Canadians, in case you missed it tonight: Romney: "I'll get us that oil from Canada we deserve!" Don't worry, our drones attack swiftly.
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) February 29, 2012
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