Everyone Is Atwitter Over Mitt Romney's Wins

Romney wins Michigan. Sends denims back to the re-creaser.

— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) February 29, 2012

Turns out that in previous elections Kid Rock endorsed Sonic the Hedgehog and a boot with a plant growing out of it.

— matt (@biorhythmist) February 28, 2012

NPR coverage of the Romney-Santorum showdown is like listening to the asthmatic kid narrating a fight between his bullies.

— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) February 29, 2012

Kid Rock looks like the kind of guy who'd meth himself to death after Romney dismantled the factory where he used to work.

— Anthony DeVito (@AnthonyDeVito) February 28, 2012

The New York Times saying Romney has a history of "ideological migration" is like me saying I have a history of "alcohol befriendment."

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) February 29, 2012

I usually don't make political jokes, but: Mitt Romney.

— Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) February 29, 2012

Kid Rock endorses Mitt Romney. Meanwhile, Uncle Kracker endorses hot checks.

— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) February 29, 2012

Canadians, in case you missed it tonight: Romney: "I'll get us that oil from Canada we deserve!" Don't worry, our drones attack swiftly.

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) February 29, 2012

Tags: Michigan, Mitt Romney, Primaries, Twitter