• Liberals to Blame for Rush Limbaugh's "Slut" Comments Somehow

    I don't know why I couldn't figure this out beforehand (possibly* due to some sort of Soros-funded global brainwave-disrupting or something), but it turns out that all this foofarah surrounding Rush Limbaugh's recent misogynistic comments is the responsibility of the liberals.

    I mean, it's actually pretty obvious, when you really think about it

    "In fighting them [liberals] I became like them," Limbaugh explained. "I do not think she is either of those two words. I did not think last week she was either of those two words."

    "I became like the people we oppose. I ended up descending to their level. It's important to never be like them," he added, before reiterating that “the apology was heartfelt, the apology was sincere."…

    "I acted too much like the leftists who despise me," he said. "It's way beneath me. It’s way beneath you… Everyone was being true to their nature, except me."

    Ugh! Those liberals! Always tricking good and decent men like Rush Limbaugh into saying awful anti-progressive hateful things!

    And the worst part of this is, when you look back, you can see that they'be been doing this to him for his entire career! Does their depravity know no bounds?!

    .

    * Probably.

    Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images News/Getty Images


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