• Five Members of the Romney Family Voting for Ron Paul

    Blood is thicker than water but it's not thicker than gold.

    Here is the story of Chad Romney. He's never met his cousin Mitt, which doesn't really bother him because he's more of a Ron Paul kind-of-guy

    In the first Republican caucuses in Idaho's history, Mitt's own cousin plans to rally support for Ron Paul. "It's Ron Paul or bust," Chad Romney said.

    This act of Romney family treason spawned not from some deep-seated dispute.

    "I don't dislike Mitt at all," Chad Romney said. "He seems like a nice guy. He just doesn't understand the constitution like Ron Paul."

    To be fair to Mitt, no one understands the Constitution like Ron Paul. You know how Aquaman speaks to fish? That's how Ron Paul communicates with the Constitution.

    Chad's not the only Romney in the bag for Ron Paul. Paul's base may be small, but it's chock-full of Romney's.

    Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Idaho, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Super Tuesday


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