Our Endorsements: Political Pets

* Your pet says a lot about what kind of political animal you are, from Animal Planet.

* Were we supposed to come to any sort of conclusion about last night's results? The Onion says no.

* Funny or Die's Super Tuesday spin room is dizzyingly funny.

* A group of hilarious McSweeney's articles is called murderously funny:  here, here, and here.

* Here's a new alcoholic drink you're going to want to throw up at the end of the night.

* Mother Jones article or Walking Dead fan fiction?

* It's a Free Country does a live video broadcast of Super Tuesday featuring comedian Baratunde Thurston.

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