Twitter gets a gold star for its coverage of Super Tuesday…
CNN: Mitt Romney wins primaries in Virginia, Vermont and Ballsdippedingoldsylvania.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) March 7, 2012
For three guys who profess to dislike the media, Romney, Santorum and Gingrich are really making all our dreams come true.
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) March 7, 2012
This sounds like a Voldemort spell. RT @SaraJBenincasa: President Santorum!
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) March 7, 2012
Palin votes for Gingrich, or: Quitter Picks Loser.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 7, 2012
Santorum: Obama will eat your children with his razor-sharp fangs while union thugs hold you back.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 7, 2012
"You can't make this up," said Newt as he finished making it up.
— Saladin M. Ambar (@dinambar) March 7, 2012
For those not watching live, the "Devil Went Down to Georgia" played at Santorum rally while Newt gave GA speech on big screen.
— Chris Moody (@Chris_Moody) March 7, 2012
Calista has actually seen Newt Gingrich naked, and is to this day traumatized whenever she sees the letter Q.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 7, 2012
"Romney gets Newt-ered in Georgia." You can have that, New York Post.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 7, 2012
Romney crowd is so excited they're all unbuttoning the very top button of their polos.
— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) March 7, 2012
WORST SUPER TUESDAY EVER! LET JUST KEEP IT AS TACO TUESDAY! LIKE IT SAY IN BIBLE!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) March 7, 2012
"Women for Santorum" is like "Chickens for Colonel Sanders."#SuperTuesday
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) March 7, 2012
Haven't been following Super Tuesday, but my homeless guy news source tells me Critt Bobney is still the wolf prince.
— G.T. Collins (@fleshcake) March 7, 2012
Watching Romney and Santorum fight for Ohio is like watching two frat guys argue over who gets to hit on the only girl left in a bar.
— Joe Veix (@joeveix) March 7, 2012
All eyes are on Ohio. Then immediately on something more interesting.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 7, 2012
Tags: Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Primaries, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Super Tuesday, Twitter