• What Is in Rush Limbaugh's Heart?

    "I don't know what's in Rush Limbaugh's heart, so I'm not going to comment on the sincerity of his apology." – Barack Obama

    The President may be unwilling to speculate on the contents of Rush Limbaugh's heart, but Indecision suffers from no such compunction. Here's a list of our best guesses. Give us yours in the comments…

    1. The lingering ghosts of now-departed sponsors


    2. So many pills


    3. Yog-Sothth, the Lurker at the Threshold


    4. Tin foil


    5. A malicious spirit beyond the reckoning of humanity

    Tags: Barack Obama, Nerdiness, Rush Limbaugh


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