Charmingly Dorky Homeschooled Girls Sing Rick Santorum's Praises

First Love – a band consisting of Camille and Haley Harris, two home-schooled girls from Oklahoma — recorded a song supporting Rick Santorum for president. It is the funniest thing…

Before we make fun of this video, two quick things…

1. Kudos to them for rhyming "again" with "Reagan." That's the single-greatest musical innovation since rap was invented.

2. If the Harris parents are looking to adopt, I would love to become part of their Partridge Family-style adventures.

Okay, now to make fun of this video…

1. I want Rick Santorum to break up with these girls so they can record the Adele-version of this song.

2. "There will be justice for the unborn, factories back on our shore." Doesn't that lyric kind of make it sound like they want fetuses to work in factories? Sounds like Newt Gingrich should be their man.

(via Gawker)

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