• RNC Unhappy with Jobs Report for Reasons to Be Determined Later

    mitt romneyWhen news hit this morning that 227,000 jobs were created last month, Republican National Committee was quick to jump all over this terrible, awful news

    "Today's jobs report is yet another reminder that far too many Americans are out of work, and the situation is clearly not improving," RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said in the statement." But the jobs numbers clearly indicate improvement, even if the unemployment rate didn't decline.

    Aside from the raw number of jobs created in February, the report showed an upward revision of 61,000 jobs created in December and January. Additionally, there was a 92,000 drop in the number of people unemployed for over 27 weeks, coupled with the entrance of over 476,000 into the labor force — a sign of confidence in the economy.

    So, let me get this straight: Now, on top of all of the problems that this great nation is currently facing, Barack Obama wants Americans to wake up on a Monday morning, get out of their nice warm beds, shower, shave and get dressed. And then go and work for eight hours?

    What is this? Some sort of Dickensian sweat shop nation?!

    Every time you think this President can't get any worse, something something something Nazi socialist. Am I right?

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    Tags: Reince Priebus, RNC, Unemployment


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