• Dick Cheney Says Canada Too Dangerous to Visit

    Ever since Canadian Bacon warned me of the syrup-soaked menace to the north, I've been properly skeptical of Canada's image as a friendly and peaceful locale. The second largest country in the world, with 90% of its citizens massed along the longest undefended border in the world, presumably just waiting to strike, there's obviously a dark side to the land of Mounties, politeness and universal healthcare.

    Unfortunately, few American officials have seen through the  facade, with Barack Obama choosing Canada as his first international destination as president. But one man's heart ventricular assist device knows the score

    Former U.S. vice-president Dick Cheney has cancelled an April appearance in Toronto citing concerns Canada is too dangerous.

    "He felt that in Canada the risk of violent protest was simply too high," said Ryan Ruppert, president of promotions company Spectre Live Corp., which had booked Mr. Cheney for an April 24 appearance at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre…

    "God forbid there was ever an emergency," said Ruppert, noting Cheney's history of heart problems.

    It's not the first time Cheney has been afraid to go to a foreign land. Though unlike Vietnam, I don't think he'll have trouble finding volunteers to take his place.


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    Tags: Bush Administration, Canada, Dick Cheney, Health, Protesters


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