• Meghan McCain Not a Lesbian, According to Weird Playboy Interview

    Well, it looks like the 2008 campaign reunion tour has finally reached its inevitable conclusion. Someone posed in Playboy. And, shockingly, it wasn't even a Palin.

    It was a McCain

    Meghan McCain kept her clothes on when she posed for the April issue of Playboy. But no subject — including her sex life — was off limits…

    "I'm not a lesbian, if that's what you're asking," she said in the racy interview. "I'd be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I'm not private about anything… I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men."

    In true patriotic form, she appeared in the issue in a red, low-cut sequin dress and blue stilettos while splayed on white satin sheets.

    Well, that sounds tasteful. I'm glad McCain has put those dumb blond rumors to bed by posing in a magazine of dumb blondes in bed.

    Incidentally, "Strictly Dickly" is also the name of Dick Cheney's new conservative talk show.

    Now that McCain has set the trend of "serious" political commentators posing in skin mags, perhaps we'll finally get to see James Carville oil up that sexy scalp of his and stretch out on a bearskin rug.

    Photo by John W. Ferguson/Getty Images Entertainment/Getty Images

    Tags: John McCain, LGBT, Meghan McCain, Porn, Sex


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