• Sheriff Joe Arpaio Discovers Massive Conspiracy Against Him

    Last month, when Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio held that super important press conference to announce that he had a bunch of "evidence" that could prove that Barack Obama's birth certificate was a fraud, could he have possibly understood the massive risk that he was taking? Could he have known that he was making himself vulnerable to the most diabolical criminal organization that has ever been seen in this fine nation?

    I'm speaking, of course, about the U.S. media

    Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio believes that a media conspiracy "bigger than Watergate" is purposefully downplaying his volunteer posse's investigation of President Barack Obama's birth certificate…

    "The media all came to make fun of me," the sheriff said of his "birther" press conference. "I'm a little concerned that all of their questions were zeroed in on credibility and that this has been rehashed. They didn't even ask about the proof of the case. They didn't ask about the facts that we had."

    Mark my words: This is not the last you'll hear of this. Nay, this is just the beginning of MakeFunOfJoeArpaioGate.

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    Tags: Arizona, Barack Obama, Birthers, Conspiracies, Joe Arpaio


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