• John Edwards Named in New York Prostitution Investigation

    John Edwards continues to retroactively solidify his place in history as the worst, most reckless presidential candidate of his generation

    A call girl working for alleged "Millionaire Madam" Anna Gristina told investigators she was paid to have sex with former U.S. Sen. John Edwards when he was in New York raising money for his failed presidential bid, DNAinfo has learned…

    According to "On The Inside" sources, Edwards allegedly hooked up with one of Gristina’s high-end hookers in 2007 when the dashing pol from North Carolina brought his then high-flying presidential campaign to the Big Apple.

    "Hmmmm… That was a good day of national campaigning for the most important job on the planet in front of three-thousand television cameras. Time to relax with a little illegally-bought extra-marital sex with a person who will certainly never recognize my face." – John Edwards, five years ago, in effect

    "Most of the women don’t have any idea about the identities of the men they sleep with," a source explained. "How would they know a money man from Wall Street or the face of a lawyer or banker who shows up? But the face of the national politician?" the source rhetorically asked. "She knew."

    "Oh, that's right! People have eyes!" – John Edwards, now, probably

    Photo by Steve Exum/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: Democrats, John Edwards, Prostitution, Sex

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