• Obama Caught Conspiring with Russians, Discovers Microphones Exist

    Barack ObamaDo you know who I blame for this? The President's handlers. Why didn't anybody brief him on the existence of these transducers that convert sound into an electrical signals for the purpose of recording and broadcasting human vocalizations, or microphones as they're sometimes called?

    Goddamnit! This is bush-league  stuff!

    In a conversation that was picked up Monday by live microphones, President Obama privately told Russia he will have "more flexibility" to deal with missile defense after the election.

    Speaking to Russian President Dmitry Medvedev ahead of a global nuclear security summit in South Korea, Obama asked for "space" and "time" to deal with the missile defense issue…

    "This is my last election," Obama said. "After my election, I have more flexibility."

    Well, the cat's out of the bag now. The White House might as well release a statement confirming that Obama is planning on shutting down our entire missile defense system in exchange for the entire Muslim population of Eastern Europe.

    I mean, not that it wasn't kind of obvious before.

    Photo by Jim Watson/AFP/Getty Images


    Tags: Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev, Military, Russia

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