• Rick Santorum Seen with Girlie Bowling Ball

    Last week, a scandal we dubbed PinkBallGate rocked the political world. Gay marriage foe and LGBT bully Rick Santorum was caught chastising a male college student for daring to be seen on camera with a bright pink bowling ball.

    But now, it seems that comment was a bit like the pot calling the kettle hot orange…

    Rick Santorum bowling

    That's right, Rick Santorum has been caught with an incredibly girlie electric orange ball. The only N-word he'll be caught saying is "neon."

    Although the ball is not pink per se, it does give off a distinct Lisa Frank vibe. The only thing missing is a decal with a pair of gay penguins hugging.

    So has Santorum softened his staunchly anti-sissy stance, or is this just a clever PR stunt to prove he's tolerant of every race, religion and color of sporting equipment? Perhaps he just looked into his heart and asked himself, "What would Jesus bowl with?"

    Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: LGBT, Men and Women, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Sports

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