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Twitter Roundup: Getting Excited About Mitt Romney
After winning Wisconsin, Maryland and D.C., the internet's peanut gallery weighs in on the Mitt Romney elephants.
Romney said to be considering Paul Ryan for VP. Their campaign poster: a manila envelope taped to drywall. In a snowstorm.
— Andy Cobb (@AndyCobb) April 4, 2012
Whatever, Romney won DC. BUT WHAT DOES THE PARK SLOPE FOOD COOP THINK?
— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) April 4, 2012
I can't wait until Mitt Romney's president and starts using droll, awkwardly worded anecdotes to force gas prices down.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 4, 2012
In the end, I think what made the difference for Romney in Wisconsin was securing Potsie Webber's endorsement.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) April 4, 2012
Romney's message, "Sorry, you have no other choice," seems to be gaining traction with voters.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 4, 2012
Republicans are endorsing Romney the way you endorse your mother-in-law’s inedible cooking in front of your mother-in-law.
— Mark Reiley (@MarkReiley) April 3, 2012
Just read Obama's speech. When does he put on a mask and cut a "Z" into Romney's Brooks Brothers suit?
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) April 3, 2012
I wouldn't exactly say the Romney campaign has the momentum of a runaway train. More like the momentum of Soul Asylum's career.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) April 4, 2012
Mitt Romney is their John Kerry.
— Doktor Heisenberg (@dokheisenberg) April 4, 2012
Tags: John Kerry, Maryland, Paul Ryan, Primaries, Twitter, Washington DC, Wisconsin
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