After winning Wisconsin, Maryland and D.C., the internet's peanut gallery weighs in on the Mitt Romney elephants.
Romney said to be considering Paul Ryan for VP. Their campaign poster: a manila envelope taped to drywall. In a snowstorm.
— Andy Cobb (@AndyCobb) April 4, 2012
Whatever, Romney won DC. BUT WHAT DOES THE PARK SLOPE FOOD COOP THINK?
— amaeryllis (@amaeryllis) April 4, 2012
I can't wait until Mitt Romney's president and starts using droll, awkwardly worded anecdotes to force gas prices down.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 4, 2012
In the end, I think what made the difference for Romney in Wisconsin was securing Potsie Webber's endorsement.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) April 4, 2012
Romney's message, "Sorry, you have no other choice," seems to be gaining traction with voters.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 4, 2012
Republicans are endorsing Romney the way you endorse your mother-in-law’s inedible cooking in front of your mother-in-law.
— Mark Reiley (@MarkReiley) April 3, 2012
Just read Obama's speech. When does he put on a mask and cut a "Z" into Romney's Brooks Brothers suit?
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) April 3, 2012
I wouldn't exactly say the Romney campaign has the momentum of a runaway train. More like the momentum of Soul Asylum's career.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) April 4, 2012
Mitt Romney is their John Kerry.
— Doktor Heisenberg (@dokheisenberg) April 4, 2012
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