Mitt Romney Can't Stop Talking About Children's Games

It only took him a week, but Mitt Romney has finally found the perfect rebuttal for all those Etch A Sketch comparisons…

Mitt Romney attacked President Obama as "the hide-and-seek president" Wednesday in his first appearance after his primary sweep Tuesday evening…

"President Obama has said that he wants to transform America. I don't want to transform America," Romney said. "I want to restore the values of economic freedom, opportunity and small government that have made this nation the leader it is"…

"He does not want to share his real plans before the election, either with the public or with the press," Romney said. "He is intent on hiding. You and I will have to do the seeking."

"I'm an Etch A Sketch? Oh yeah? Well, you're a… a… a… Hide and Seek! No, I mean, I am rubber and you are glue, and my father shut down the glue factory. So there!"

It's odd that Mitt Romney doesn't want to transform America. Wasn't he one of the robots in Transformers? I guess Romney doesn't need to transform the country. He's too busy transforming all of his opinions.

Here's a tip, Mitt: It's probably a good idea to lay off the kids' game analogies when you're a modern-day version of the Monopoly Man.

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