From the Pork Barrel: Barack Obama's Wingman

* So the president walks into a press conference, mistakes it for a House O' Yuks open mic night, proceeds to insult women and comedy fans of both genders.

* Clarence Thomas just wants everyone to shut up.

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* Google Googled the White House.

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