• Chuck Grassley's Twitter Feed Seized by Doddering Fool

    This weekend, bitter old codger Senator Charles Grassley took a break from his usual Twitter shtick of complaining  about our grave national crisis of the dearth of history on the History Channel, which is matched only by the absence of news on Fox News. Instead, Iowa's senior senator mashed his thumbs on his iPhone to tell the world his deeply considered thoughts on Barack Obama's intelligence amid the president's criticism of judicial challenges to health care reform…


    Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law
    @ChuckGrassley
    ChuckGrassley

    The commentariat is naturally clutching its pearls at the "incivility" displayed by Grassley and David Axelrod, who tweeted in regards to Grassley, "I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account and is sending out foolish Tweets just to embarrass you!"

    In fact, Chuck Grassley's Twitter feed was hijacked by none other than Chuck Grassley. And the problem isn't the lack of "statesmanship" but a fundamental violation of the rules of the playground: if you're going to call someone a poopy-pants, you had better be damned sure that your owns pants are pristine . See if you can spot the issue that arises from the author of Chuck Grassley's Twitter account questioning anyone's intelligence…


    Norwalk HS 41students issues STOP Gasprices AfgNistan gaymArriage Iowa economy F16
    @ChuckGrassley
    ChuckGrassley


    Can't bleve it!!! A reporter came all way to Senate floor to ask if I do my own tweetin. Of course I do.
    @ChuckGrassley
    ChuckGrassley


    #99CountyTour CentralSpringsHS of Msnly 45Students Very good Qs similar to what nonstudents ask. Student askd personanal and process Qs
    @ChuckGrassley
    ChuckGrassley


    Mowed lawn first time this. I mowed w 3lawn mowers together the way political guru Fred Davis made Famous in my pol com$m$eRcials
    @ChuckGrassley
    ChuckGrassley


    Evry1 rlX, w0rld's gr8est delibr@tive bdy haz no stupid ppl.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Chuck Grassley, David Axelrod, Twitter

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