• Joe Arpaio Discovers GOP Link in Obama Birth Certificate Cover-Up

    Gruff Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio — the Orly Taitz of gruff Arizona sheriffs — wants answers! He demands to know why Republican presidential candidates Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum have been ignoring the real pressing issue of the day: Barack Obama's obviously forged birth certificate.

    Though, he's starting to think he might have a clue: It's a conspiracy!

    Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio is disturbed that the Republican presidential candidates haven't supported his quixotic effort to get to the bottom of President Obama’s birth certificate, and is beginning to wonder if they’re part of the cover up…

    "I've had presidential candidates visit me in my office. I’ve talked to every one of them… I don't see anybody talking about this. I don't see any senators talking about it. But when the mention me, they seem to forget my name. So, isn't that interesting? On both sides of the fence, they don't want to talk about it… How come everybody’s hiding this?"

    Yes, a very good question, Sheriff Arpaio. How come, indeed?! Could it be that the President has bribed them?

    With werewolf money!

    What is werewolf money? Is that something i just made up? Would you use it to buy werewolves themselves or to buy thing for werewolves? And what would Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum need to buy for a werewolf? I don't know… I don't know!

    Look, Sheriff Arpaio and I are just asking questions here. We're not making any actual accusations. We just want to know why nobody is talking about this.


    Related: Arizona Sheriff Declares President's Birth Certificate a Fraud

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    Tags: Arizona, Barack Obama, Birthers, Conspiracies, Joe Arpaio


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