• Rick Perry Will Be Back (Maybe)

    Texas Gov. Rick Perry provides us all with hope for the future

    "2016 is way down the road," Perry said, "but I'll assure you one thing. If I decide to run for the presidency in 2016, I'll be in way before the summer of 2016, 2015 even."…

    "I love this country. As long as my health stays good, as it is, and my family is supportive, I'm certainly going to give it a good examination."

    2015 is a good two — or whatever that number after two is — years away from now, so Perry has plenty of time to discuss matters with God and his other political advisors.

    Obviously, this is all contingent on Obama being reelected in November. If Romney wins, that'd push the big decision off till 2020, which is, like, what? A billion years from now?

    Photo by Rainier Ehrhardt/Getty Images News/Getty Images


    Tags: 2016, Rick Perry

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