• Supreme Court Poll Shows Stupid Americans are Stupid

    With all the recent talk about Obamacare and the role of the Supreme Court, it's useful to stop and remember just how little Americans know about the judicial body that will control their access to affordable health care.

    According to this incredible Pew poll, the majority of Americans cannot even name the chief justice

    Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?

    Don't know: 53%
    John Roberts: 28%
    Thurgood Marshall: 8%
    John Paul Stevens: 6%
    Harry Reid: 4%

    It's pretty sad that 53% of the country can't identify the leader of one of our three branches of government. Even worse, it was a multiple-choice question. Even worse-er, a bunch of people thought the chief justice was Thurgood Marshall, who retired 20 years ago. I guess we should just be happy most respondents could tie their own shoes.

    This poll really puts into perspective just how staggeringly uninformed Americans are when it comes to basic issues of government. Which, come to think of it, might explain the temporary popularity of Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain and Rick Perry last fall.

    Well, good thing we don't let all these people do anything important. Like, you know, pick the President of the United States. That would be a total disaster — Oh, right…

    Photo by Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call Group/Getty Images

    Tags: Harry Reid, Health Care, John Paul Stevens, John Roberts, Judiciary, Laws, Polls, Supreme Court


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