• America Losing All Its Mexicans

    Oh, man! We need to get that U.S.-Mexican border fence up now more than ever. And fast! All our undocumented Mexican immigrants are getting out

    A four-decade tidal wave of Mexican immigration to the United States has receded, causing a historic shift in migration patterns as more Mexicans appear to be leaving the United States for Mexico than the other way around, according to a report from the Pew Hispanic Center.

    It looks to be the first reversal in the trend since the Depression, and experts say that a declining Mexican birthrate and other factors may make it permanent.

    On the plus side, maybe now us real American patriots might be able to land those sweet vegetable picking and landscaping jobs we've been clamoring for all this time.

    Tags: Economy, Immigration, Mexico


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