• Top Secret Correspondents' Dinner Menu Released

    White House

    Forget torture memos and climate-change papers, the hot document being released today is the White House Correspondents' Dinner menu.

    You can read it here in all its succulent glory

    Salad: Black Lentil Terrine with lump Crabmeat, Tango Green and Red Artisan Greens, Red and Yellow Tear Drop Tomatoes — drizzled with a Dill Vinaigrette

    Bread Presentation: Seven-Grain Rolls, White and Wheat Rolls; Sourdough Rolls, Flatbreads and butter

    Entrée: Texas Rubbed Petite Filet with a Calvados Demi, paired with Duo of Jumbo Shrimp seasoned with Red Curry; Roasted Haricot Verts, Baby Pepper, Patty Pan Squash; Tasso Mache Choux Risotto

    Dessert: The Galaxy — Rich Chocolate Truffle Mousse layered with Chocolate Genoise and Almond Macaroon, Ganache Truffle Center finished in a chocolate glaze, garnished with fresh raspberries…

    Wines: Estancia Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon

    The chefs have been preparing for weeks and will be serving enough food to feed hundreds of people, or about three Newt Gingriches.

    Looking at the menu, you can really tell a Democrat planned it. If a Republican were in charge, the Rich Chocolate Truffle Mousse would have been filled with pink slime.

    The President will probably enjoy the dinner even though it's not completely suited to his culinary tastes. There's no organic arugula or Indonesian dog sliders.

    Photo by Peter Gridley/Photographer's Choice/Getty Images

    Tags: Correspondents' Dinner, Food, Jimmy Kimmel, Washington DC, White House


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