Over the weekend, while most regular Americans busied themselves scratching crude shelters into the cold unforgiving ground or fighting with pigeons for crusts of bread, our betters from both the political and entertainment spheres, gathered together sup together and soak in one another's warm celebrity. Oh, but it did seem to be a magnificent time.
If you yourself were somehow unable not invited to attend, heed not! For here is the president's own speech from said event, filled to the brim with japes and jocularities. Bathe in a puddle of rain water, dress yourself in your finest burlap, and pretend that you are there in person…
Tags: Barack Obama, Correspondents' Dinner, White House