The Six Worst #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames Tweets

Vanity Fair published an article about young Barack Obama's New York girlfriends, in which it was revealed that college-age Obama was a pretentious character from a '90s Richard Linklater movie.

Conservatives online were furious to learn that the girlfriend character from Obama's memoir Dreams from My Father was actually a composite of several real life girlfriends. The anger and indignation inspired a hashtag game in the conservative Twitter-verse called #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames. It should come as no surprise that most of the entries were super lame. Here are five of the biggest groan-inducers…

Wilma Planwerk#ObamaCompositeGirlFriendNames

— Afterseven (@Afterseven) May 2, 2012

#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames Isnotta Myfault

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 2, 2012

Sacha Kahnjob#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames

— Steve Maley (@VladimirRS) May 2, 2012

Dee Saster#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames

— Afterseven (@Afterseven) May 2, 2012

Sally Linski #ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames @michellemalkin @iowahawkblog

— Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) May 2, 2012

#ObamaCompositeGirlfriendNames Ivana Taxya

— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) May 2, 2012

Special thanks for Michelle Malkin's trigger-happy retweet finger for directing us to the worst pun offenders.

Tags: Barack Obama, Michelle Malkin, Twitter