Wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, Mitt Romney will be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, Mitt Romney will be there. He'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. He'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build, Mitt Romney will be there, too.
And then he'll push them down and forcible cut all the hair from their heads because they kinda look gay.
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