• Everyone's Favorite President George W. Bush Endorses Mitt Romney

    If you thought George W. Bush wasn't capable of making decisions without Dick Cheney's help, you'd be wrong.  George W. Bush endorsed Mitt Romney all on his own

    "I’m for Mitt Romney," Bush told ABC News this morning as the doors of an elevator closed on him, after he gave a speech on human rights a block from his old home — the White House.

    Bush endorsed Mitt Romney while elevator doors closed on him? True story, I once got broken up in the exact same way. I think she was more excited about breaking up with me than George Bush was about endorsing Mitt Romney.

    In George Bush's defense, he's a busy man. He can't stand around endorsing presidential candidates properly. He's got a full day of sitting in a rocking chair at home being a sad, old man ahead of him.

    One thing's for sure though, George Bush's endorsement is really going to help Mitt Romney lock up the 'enjoyed-having-a-terrible-president' demographic.

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    Tags: George W. Bush, Mitt Romney


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