Take Michele Bachmann's Important Survey Now!

Michele Bachmann, team player, has a very important new survey on her website. Hurry, click now!

It will only take two minutes and two million brain cells for you to answer such pressing questions as "President Obama has raised the federal debt limit SIX times in three years. It now sits at $15.4 Trillion. Do you believe this is responsible leadership?" and "Will President Obama's lack of leadership on foreign policy be a deciding factor in your vote this November?"

You can also self-identify by ideology, and those options are "Very Conservative," "Conservative," "Libertarian," "Moderate" and "Other." Those are the options, you bleeding-heart Others.

When you are done with the questions, M-Ba suggests you give her money, of course. In an email urging people to take this very important survey, she says she needs your donation "in order to distribute this survey to thousands more people across the nation." This is a survey… that is on… the Internet.

Michele, Michele, Michele. You are paying way too much for hosting.

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