• Win a Dinner Date with Donald Trump!

    If you're like everybody in the entire world, then there's no better way you could imagine spending an evening on this planet than across the table from Donald Trump and Donald Trump's ego.

    Now, thanks to Mitt Romney, for a small $3 donation, you might actually have the chance to make all of your wildest Donald Trump-related dreams come true

    Romney's campaign is… raffling a chance to have dinner with Trump for supporters who donate to the campaign…

    The campaign offers: "Airport transportation in the Trump vehicle; Stay at the Trump International Hotel & Tower New York; Tour the Celebrity Apprentice Boardroom; Dine with Donald Trump and Mitt Romney."

    Just think of all of topics you'll get to discuss…

    * What Donald Trump thinks about stuff

    * What Donald Trump thinks about Donald Trump

    * What Donald Trump thinks about what other people think about Donald Trump

    * Things that Donald Trump hates

    * Things that Donald Trump likes hating

    * Things that Donald Trump hates hating

    * Beautiful women who obviously want to have sex with Donald Trump

    * The mustard seed that is stuck in Donald Trump's teeth

    * Unattractive women who want to have sex with Donald Trump

    * Donald Trump

    Could this be the most fascinating night of your life?

    Tags: Donald Trump, Mitt Romney, Money


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