• John Edwards' Trial Refuses to End Ever

    John Edwards

    The big news story this afternoon was supposed to be that we finally have a verdict in the John Edwards trial, alas, that is not to be.

    So, instead, the big news story this afternoon is that we do not have a big news story this afternoon

    The jury has reached a verdict on one of six counts in the trial of former Sen. John Edwards. The judge has sent the jury back on the remaining counts. It has not been announced what verdict the jury reached on the single count…

    The jury of eight men and four women was in its ninth day of deliberations Thursday on six felony charges he faced stemming from the scheme.

    I guarantee that the cable news channels will do just as good a job at covering the shit out of this new and improved news story.

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    Tags: John Edwards, Judiciary, Money


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