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Quote Unquote: CEO in Chief
Mitt Romney "quoting" a "supporter" that he "met"…
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"I'd like to have a provision in the Constitution that… the president has to spend at least three years working in business before he could become president of the United States."
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The bad news is that this prerequisite would retroactively disqualify Abraham Lincoln, Dwight D. Eisenhower and Ronald Reagan, just to name a few former presidents with unfit resumes.
On the plus side though, George W. Bush's legacy would be secure.
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