• Inside Mitt Romney's Hotmail Inbox

    As Gawker reported yesterday, some unprincipled sot recently hacked his way into Mitt Romney's old Hotmail account. Samples of the presidential candidate's email correspondence have so far not been released to the public.

    Or have they…

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Re: Boston Area Carpool

    Dear Mr. Romney,

    While I agree that it would be nice for your cars to take a relaxing swim on a hot day, we're actually a ride-sharing organization. I do not know who one would contact about installing a swimming pool in an eight-story parking garage.

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Warning: Your Subscription to FANCY HORSE FANCY Magazine Is About to Expire!

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Re: This Neato Idea I Came Up With

    Mr. Gov.,

    No offense intended, but I'm not really sure what you would hope to achieve by tearing a phone book in two on live television. I mean, it sure does sound cool, but that's not quite what I meant when I said we need to find things to "humanize" you in the eyes of voters. Also, I think you'd use your pectoral muscles more so than your glutes, so you might be exercising wrong. That might be the problem you're running up against.

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Re: Rooftop infant car seats

    I'm sorry Mr. Romney, but I'm afraid we don't make those.

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: This Neato Idea I Came Up With

    Yes, I am aware that the people you saw on TV who tore those phone books in two are "humans." But they're not the KIND of human we're going for. Let's try to think of something more "normal everyday American."

    P.S. I'm sorry to hear about your back.

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: schedule

    Hi Mitt, Just want to remind you that you're scheduled to see the dentist on Saturday, you have a riding lesson on Sunday and you're reversing your position on gay rights on Monday.

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    From: REDACTED
    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Neato Idea I Came Up With

    No, I'm sorry but I don't think of bowling ball juggling as a "normal everyday American" activity. Let's keep working on this!

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    To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
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