Inside Mitt Romney's Hotmail Inbox

As Gawker reported yesterday, some unprincipled sot recently hacked his way into Mitt Romney's old Hotmail account. Samples of the presidential candidate's email correspondence have so far not been released to the public.

Or have they…

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Boston Area Carpool

Dear Mr. Romney,

While I agree that it would be nice for your cars to take a relaxing swim on a hot day, we're actually a ride-sharing organization. I do not know who one would contact about installing a swimming pool in an eight-story parking garage.

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Warning: Your Subscription to FANCY HORSE FANCY Magazine Is About to Expire!

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: This Neato Idea I Came Up With

Mr. Gov.,

No offense intended, but I'm not really sure what you would hope to achieve by tearing a phone book in two on live television. I mean, it sure does sound cool, but that's not quite what I meant when I said we need to find things to "humanize" you in the eyes of voters. Also, I think you'd use your pectoral muscles more so than your glutes, so you might be exercising wrong. That might be the problem you're running up against.

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Rooftop infant car seats

I'm sorry Mr. Romney, but I'm afraid we don't make those.

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: This Neato Idea I Came Up With

Yes, I am aware that the people you saw on TV who tore those phone books in two are "humans." But they're not the KIND of human we're going for. Let's try to think of something more "normal everyday American."

P.S. I'm sorry to hear about your back.

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: schedule

Hi Mitt, Just want to remind you that you're scheduled to see the dentist on Saturday, you have a riding lesson on Sunday and you're reversing your position on gay rights on Monday.

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From: REDACTED
To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Neato Idea I Came Up With

No, I'm sorry but I don't think of bowling ball juggling as a "normal everyday American" activity. Let's keep working on this!

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To: mitt romney <mittromney@hotmail.com>
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