The Red Hot Chili Peppers Sell Out for Barack Obama

President Obama has the youth vote in the bag, as long as that bag is shaped like a penis-sock. Obama's campaign just uploaded a video of The Red Hot Chili Peppers performing for campaign volunteers…

Perfect! You know what eighteen-year-olds love? Bands that were popular in the early '90s. They're even more popular than Honeymoon in Vegas star Sarah Jessica Parker.

In retrospect, we probably should have known from the song "Give It Away" that the Red Hot Chili Peppers were socialists.