From the Pork Barrel: Less Safety, More Stupidity!

* Mitt Romney hears Wisconsin voters loud and clear: Let our houses burn down!

* A guy who was escorted away from a Romney event for screaming "Liar!" through a megaphone over and over again feels that he was disrespected by security guards.

* Florida Gov. Rick Scott is less popular with everyday people than a professional basketball player. That's got to hurt!

* Mitt Romney discovers charming new pastry thing called — and don't quote me on this — a doughnut?

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