• Queen Pelosi Is Painting Karl Rove Red

    The Queen of Bleeding Hearts is making trouble again. When asked about the contempt of Congress charges against Attorney General Eric Holder yesterday, Nancy Pelosi gave a terrible grimace, frightening enough to chill the blood of every reporter in her vicinity (we can imagine), and said

    "I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day," the California Democrat told reporters. "I’m not kidding. There’s a prison here in the Capitol. If we had spotted him in the Capitol, we could have arrested him."

    Karl Rove guffawed at the thought of being banished to the Capitol's tower, nearly falling off the wall he was sitting on, which would have been a shame as all of George Bush's men are no longer there to put him back together again…

    "You know, she sounds a little bit like Inspector Clouseau and a little bit [like] the Mad Red Queen, but Speaker Pelosi was dead wrong in her assertion today and I'm sure she had a good laugh and it's nice to know that she dreams of slapping me in her own personal jail. But she didn't have any authority to do it," Rove said.

    Both Rove and Pelosi seem to be having a little too much fun imagining a game of prisoner and captor. If there wasn't such a thing as erotic political fan fiction before this, there certainly is now, and the fantasy on the other side of this looking glass is a not age appropriate for Alice. Get a dungeon already, you two.

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    Tags: Karl Rove, Nancy Pelosi


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