• Americans Favor Barack Obama to Defend Against Space Aliens

    Voters are tepid in their assessment of Barack Obama's handling of immigration and illegal aliens, but according to a poll by USA Today, commissioned for National Geographic, President Obama is seen as best equipped to handle a space alien invasion.

    Little wonder, given Obama's claimed Vulcan parentage, that 65 percent of those surveyed trust President Obama to deal with an alien invasion of Earth better than Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

    Students of history who recall the bitter debate over "who lost China" following the Communist takeover of the mainland should understand that this is a serious issue. You do not want to be the party in power when the debate turns to "Who lost Earth?" lest you be on a receiving of this attack ad…

    Next Tuesday is Election Day. Next Tuesday all of you who have survived the alien assault will go to the polls, will stand there in the polling place and make a decision. I think when you make that decision, it might be well if you would ask yourself, are you better off than you were four years ago?

    Is there more or less human slavery in the Martian salt mines then there was four years ago?  Is America as respected throughout the world as it was, before the world was turned into a charred hellscape? Do you feel that our security is as safe, that we're as strong as we were four years ago, before the Pentagon was obliterated by giant lasers?

    And if you answer all of those questions yes, why then, I think your choice is very obvious as to whom you will vote for. If you don't agree, if you don't think that this course that we've been on for the last four years is what you would like to see us follow for the next four, then I could suggest another choice that you have.

    Make a wise choice this year so that we don't have to deal with the above scenario tomorrow is all I'm saying.

    Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images News/Getty Images

    Tags: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Polls, Science & Technology


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