After this morning's SCOTUS decision upholding the individual mandate, you could shoot the Internet with a horse tranquilizer and it still wouldn't calm down. Whether you're jumping for joy or stomping on a picture of Justice Robert's face, take a moment to laugh at these hilarious tweets…
I'm sad I'll never get the chance to experience Herman "Caincare". I bet there'd have been free penicillin shots and sexy pizza parties.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 28, 2012
Thinking about moving to Canada for our healthcare? My Doctor is literally a bear and she can't even remember my name.
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) June 28, 2012
BREAKING: Supreme Court Upholds 20-Year-Old Republican Healthcare Solution; GOP Vows to Fight
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) June 28, 2012
If you think the news coverage of #Obamacare is crappy, wait till you see what the actual health care is like.
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) June 28, 2012
Weird that Romney's rebuttal was just promising to kill Sarah Connor.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 28, 2012
OBAMA:"I'm a bad mutha…" BIDEN: "SHUT YO MOUTH." #ACA
— Elon James White (@elonjames) June 28, 2012
#SCOTUS UPDATE: Romney Blasts Supreme Court, Calling Affordable Care Act 'Worst Idea I Ever Had'
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) June 28, 2012
Sarah Palin thinks freedom died today, but not from lack of affordable health care.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 28, 2012
Tags: Barack Obama, Canada, Conservatives, Health Care, Herman Cain, Judiciary, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, Supreme Court