Finding the Right Homeopathic Acupuncturist for Your Qi

Finding the right homeopathic acupuncture practitioner can be a stressful time for you and your qi. After all, this person is going to manipulate your inner being in all five dimensions, and that's pretty intimate. Here are some helpful tips to lead you on your quest…

* Look for a homeopathic acupuncturist whose aura feels warm to the touch. That means you're vibrating on the same frequency.

* Ask your friends and family members how they get along with their homeopathic acupuncturists. You'll know which recommendation is right for you when you experience a slight tingle in the base of your spine.

* Request that a new-to-you practitioner spend five minutes smiling strenuously into your core. Can you feel her/his astral tether? That's a good sign!

* Check to see if the practitioner is covered by your HMO plan. If not, you'll have to request a waiver from your provider.

* Research the practitioner's star signs going back at least four reincarnate cycles. Compare them to your own. Is it a match?

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